This is what’s missing from your sex life. Seriously.
A sexy spy briefcase full of 18-karat-gold vibrators? I’m down.
Thirty days of rubbin’ one out proved to be...well, really effing satisfying.
God is a Woman(izer vibrator).
“My husband asked if we could stop because he feared injury and I agreed because I feared death.”
One month. Two people. Thirty days of boning.
Who might Ana have been with some therapy and a hug?
He deserves an Academy Award for Best Penis in a Stressful Situation.
One hundred percent not ready for this jelly.
The year is 2017 and we masturbate with the mini-computers we carry around in our pockets.
This was next-level howling at the moon-type magic.
It fit like a glove! A giant surgical glove that you don't want to stick in your vagina.
This one goes out to all the freaks!
Here's how to tell if you're with a real ladies man.
He knows not to push your head down because he doesn't want to die.
Hide your kids, hide your wife. Actually, get your wife. It's time to get BUSY.